Hungry Hobbits

I am agile, as hobbits are
My wits are fine, it's not that
But one thing is too much for me
It's the thing that makes me mad:

Every time I carry pies
I lose 'em to hungry hobbits!

Holly calls me, she asks for help
"Deliver the pie, don't fail me"
But again, I can't dodge those folks
They are waiting in every corner

Every time I carry pies
I lose 'em to hungry hobbits!
Every time I carry pies
I lose 'em to hungry hobbits!
Every time I carry pies
I lose 'em to hungry hobbits!

The pie to Woodhall's gone, eaten again
Those hungry hobbits, they took it down
And even as them pies were all spoiled
It won't halt hungry hobbits!

Every time I carry pies
I lose 'em to hungry hobbits!
Every time I carry pies
I lose 'em to hungry hobbits!
Every time I carry pies
I lose 'em to hungry hobbits!
Every time I carry pies
I lose 'em to hungry hobbits!

About the song

This song has been inspired by the LOTRO questline where you need to deliver some pies and avoid hungry hobbits along the way. It is best sung to a tune by Velvet Revolver, Fall To Pieces.

 

Velvet Revolver – Fall To Pieces