It makes you retch and spew
No cheese has more sticky slime
Than Brockenborings Blue
Ew! Ew! Ew!
Ew! Ew! Yuck!
Ew! Ew-ew… ew!
Ew, ew, ew…
Ew! Ew! Ew!
It stinks as far as Bree and Combe
Tastes worse than Quick Post glue
Destroys your taste and numbs your mouth
That Brockenborings Blue
If hungry hobbits knock your door
And ask for tasty food
You can just drive them all away
With Brockenborings Blue
About the song
Here is a silly tune I wrote for a comedy night at the Green Dragon. It is best sung to another tune about something else that is blue...
Enya – Caribbean Blue
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